A Jamaican farmer just offered the President 10 acres of marijuana, which is a lot, for Malia Obama to marry his 17-year-old son. In some strange “Game of Thrones”-esque proposition, Roy Chambers of St. James is willing to give up his lifeblood (weed farm) to create a weed-friendly and super powerful dynasty.
“I tried to approach President Obama with my offer while he was in Jamaica a few months ago but the security prevented me,” Chambers told 18 Karat Reggae Gold. “I have sent him a regular mail to the white house and also an email so I hope he will reply soon.”
Absurd, right? Not really. In fact, this isn’t the first marriage proposal the President has been offered for Malia’s hand in marriage. A Kenyan lawyer (not the dude who sent you email asking for a wire transfer) recently offered the President 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats for his prized daughter. So yeah, everyone seems to want a piece of the most powerful family in the world, and they’re willing to pay for it.
The White House hasn’t commented on the most recent marriage proposal, presumably waiting for the bidding war to reach disturbingly excessive heights like the entire nation of Greenland or John Boehner’s head.
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