Mr. Wonderful combines two of his great passions – food and beard maintenance – to give advice on how to keep your chin-mane spic and span while dining on such delicacies as noodles and melted ice cream. In this video for Nylon, Bronson gives away hiw trade secrets for keeping lunch out of your beard and beard out of your lunch. Techniques include the Hulk Hogan Macho Man call, and a strategy known only as “the dress.” But, talented as he is, the culinary and musical genius says there’s no solution to the mustache-straining problem. “When you want to look like Tom Selleck, you’re going to have to deal with the repercussions.”