Dabs Magazine is hereby announcing a sweepstakes to win tickets to the newly discovered marijuana-covered island in the Black Sea. All you have to do to enter is write us check for the value of our entire staff and their sex partners to travel to the Crimea Peninsula, stay three nights in a hotel of four star quality or above, and enough dabs, booze, and local cuisine to sustain us for the trip.

Actually, shit. Never mind. There’s no more cannabis on what the Russian media has dubbed “cannabis island.” Russian officials are reporting that they discovered 1,500 plants total on the island and its opposite shore in the Republic of Crimea. One dude was arrested, and all the plants were destroyed, presumably by being burned on one end and then inhaled.

A spokesperson for local police told the BBC that the yield was being estimated at a value of $3.5 million dollars. A moment of silence for all them dros that will never be yos.


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