So many things the young generation needs to learn about the marijuana trade. Like, for instance, don’t masturbate in public when you’re trying not to get caught for felony possessino of nine pounds of weed.

Some people, unfortunately, have to learn that lesson the hard way. That’s the case with Lewis Foreman, 23, of Dover, Delaware.

Foreman allegedly pleasured himself not once, but on at least two separate occasions, in the fitting room of the local branch of the big box establishment. And he left the door open while he did it. Both times, police were called.

The second time, Foreman was going at it a little after 9 a.m. in the store when police arrived. The masturbator reportedly fled the store in a gold Jaguar.

Then Foreman made the rookie mistake of thinking it was wise to lead police directly to his stash. Officers chased him to a residence and then inside where Foreman hid in the attic with 20-year-old Tyra Mifflin.

Foreman and Mifflin both gave themselves up without incident. A third person, Keyarra Johnson, arrived on the scene just in time to get arrested along with them.

After a search warrant was obtained, authorities found nearly nine pounds of weed, more than $4,000 in cash, a digital scale, and “packaging materials.” Also found on the scene was a 3-year-old child, who was placed under the care of a family member.

According to WDEL, Mifflin and Johnson were both charged with “possession with intent to deliver marijuana, possession of marijuana-Tier III quantity, second-degree conspiracy, endangering the welfare of a child, and drug paraphernalia.” Each was released on a $11,250 bond and were probably pretty happy with Foreman for his adventures in Target.

Foreman was also released on bond after he was charged with everything the other two got, plus two counts of indecent exposure.

Photo via Flickr user Mike Mozart