A 21-year-old man from Lincoln, Nebraska can’t be blamed for trying. After being pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving, police performed a routine search of his vehicle. In an otherwise spotless sweep, they found one container labelled “not weed,” and low and behold, upon opening said container and inspecting its contents, inside, was discovered to be marijuana.

The clever manipulator was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol and cited for possessing less than an ounce of pot. Three other passengers in the car were neither arrested nor found to be under any kind of drug influence. Our mad genius, however, was left with his hands resting on his ass. In cuffs.

According to the reports, the driver instantly confessed that the weed was his, like some kind of gloating Scooby Doo villain who’s just been foiled. He was also compliant with all instructions from those meddling kids. No new updates have yet been confirmed on the case, but it is unlikely that the confidence man will face any jail time. And so the game begins again…