According to a new study from Pornhub – because apparently Pornhub studies more than just dat ass – people don’t just like weed and incidentally also like porn. They like their weed and porn combined. While the weed-sex fetish does not yet have a cool nickname, like say “the rusty bong,” “blunting,” “the medicated milkshake,”or “bikini wax,” it is a thing, as made evident by Pornhub’s crack team of egghead statisticians.

In a blog run by the porn aggregate called “Pornhub Insights,” a decidedly not not-suitable-for-work (NNSFW) page that analyzes Pornhub user behavior, searches for marijuana-related adult content are given the hard run down.

Among the findings is a list of what keywords “weed” is most commonly searched with on Pornhub. Top of the list, not too surprisingly, are “smoking” and “sex,” but more interesting terms that make the list a little further down include “caught,” “lesbian,” “blowjob,” and “magical.” That last one might seem too awesome to believe unless you happen to be familiar with a popular cinematic gem called Magical Pinky Weed in which pornstar Pinky “magically appears in a genie-esque way after 3 friends smoke a special strain.”

Pinky’s 420-friendly and genie-esque characteristics probably explain why she tops Pornhub’s list of pornstars most searched for in conjunction with cannabis. First runner up on that list is Madison Ivy, who’s long been a proponent of smoking the weed, but now uses it medicinally as well. After suffering a severe injury in a car accident several months ago, the actress writes in her IG account @420madisonivy, “Ganja the best medicine for a broken back! :D.” Also making the list are Christy Mack, Mia Khalifa (no relation), and Lexi Belle.

The study goes on to show that the bloodshot-eyed masturbating freaks in Vermont lead the nation in weed porn lust, with 41% more errl-rotic searches than the national average. Hawaii, on the other end of the spectrum, makes power bottom of the list with 19% less searches than the national average, because apparently Hawaiins like to keep their highs and video-recorded sexual acts firmly separate.

Internationally, Slovenia comes in first for interest in TH-coitus at 33% above average, and Costa Rica, Canada, and Israel all prove to be less conservative than the U.S. in that particular regard. The land of the free ranks number 5 with 27% more wet and wild weed queries than the global average.

Visit Pornhub Insights for what some might call an overly-comprehensive collection of weed porn data, lots and lots of charts, and an almost-legitimate reason to have Pornhub on your browsing history. Hopefully, they’ll soon release more info on the small contingency of “hash” porn searches (which are real, just look at chart B).

 

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